selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via chloe-pizza)
daydreams-nightschemes:
the-yolocaust: the-yolocaust: has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly i now know why Finished a few games of monopoly. Pretty intense stuff :p lol
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust: has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly i now know why
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
Finished a few games of monopoly. Pretty intense stuff :p lol
(via liquidmakesyoupee)
Favorite MoviesSherlock Holmes (2009)
(via 221bbarricade)
sodamnrelatable:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter: Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods. YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something. Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway. Music shall be your life. Rock out always! And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes. VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG OHMYGOD omg that house
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG
OHMYGOD
omg that house
(Source: seeking-out-gallifrey, via 221bbarricade)
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
underestimatedoswinfangirl:
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne: johnnydepps: iamjonwanker: yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
johnnydepps: iamjonwanker: yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot
johnnydepps:
iamjonwanker: yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
iamjonwanker:
yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot
yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot
(via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)
baconllamatimelord:
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning. There are two kinds of people.
masasexual:
marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
marciewantsthev:
masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
There are two kinds of people.
kahtiihma:
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE BRILLIANT THANK YOU
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
(Source: amourlemonde, via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)
frickyeah1990s:
No, forget that floppy disk table, I need this table.
(via cerberusthedarkcharizard)
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